SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you have to choose: penises or morals?
vagina is talking i cant
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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