Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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