ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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