All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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