do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
