my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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