Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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