Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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