And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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