The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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