i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
