i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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