Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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