He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.