It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.