Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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