Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
there's paper in my vomit.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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