yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
No subtext here. People are naked.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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