If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
well you can't waste a boner
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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