it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize