So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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