Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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