Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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