I'm lost and stupid without you.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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