WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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