I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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