the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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