yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Sober January is a disaster.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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