Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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