He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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