I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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