Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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