Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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