i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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