your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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