nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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