so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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