And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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