When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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