Your mouth is God's brothel.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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