I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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