So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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