Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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