found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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