Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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