nut hugger
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Randomize
