It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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