I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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