You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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