There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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