Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We left the knife in your bed.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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