She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
cat food counts as protein by the way
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Randomize
