im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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