I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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