No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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