i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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