He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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