Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
This toilet bowl is my home.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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